I am Cornholio! I need tp for my bunghole!

So last night I went to go pick up my daughter. Her mother had travelled to a friend's house in New York, and I travelled from Stamford to go pick her up and bring her home for a couple of days.

So this morning, my daughter and I are going to a great local diner, and it's raining lightly as we go out to the car. So she takes her sweater and pulls it up over her head.

I told her: "I'm going to call you Cornholio." She laughs and smacks my shoulder from her seat in the car. "My name is Audrial!" she scolds.

"I need tp for my bunghole!" I retort, in my best Cornholio impression. She laughs.
"Cornholio is a boy's name. I'm a girl!"
"I'll call you Cornholia then" I respond.
She thumps me on the arm again.
"Come on!" I say. "Girls names end with the 'A' sound. Jessica, Angelica, Monica . . . Cornholia!" This yields another arm thumping. I laugh and stop teasing her.

Fast forward to our return trip home. We get home and I show her why it was funny that I was calling her Cornholio. After a quick web search, she sits on my lap and we visit The Great Cornholio Soundboard, which sends her into a good fit of the giggles. Of course, this doesn't really show her why I was calling her Cornholio. So we visit the Cornholio feature on b3ta, which she thinks is strange and I think is funny. So finally we find The Great Cornholio website, and she gets why it was funny.